Easy to Identify Arsehole Drivers

If you have a car that stands out from the pack, take this bit of advice, don’t drive like a moron! Whether it’s modifications, personalised plates, luxury/performance car, or better still a luxury/performance car with personalised plates, anything that makes your car more memorable than the average Joe, will make it easier to identify you and for someone you have pissed off to reap their revenge. I continue to be amazed by the behaviour of many drivers of easily identifiable cars, with Road Rage becoming so much more prevalent, the very appearance of their car coupled with their driving manner may be putting them in peril. When I drive my TJ around I try to be the model driver, last thing I want to do anything is enrage someone, 4WD drivers get a bad enough rap as it is. For some reason when people get behind the wheel they can totally loose their shit at the smallest of things, they become bigger, braver and totally irrational.  Don’t make yourself a target!

Here are a couple of Arsehole drivers I have identified this week;

• M3 Driver of MJH-786. We already think you are a big douche because of your choice in wheels and the plates, don’t enforce that by changing lanes erratically and cutting people off!
• Silly woman driving a Grey Falcon XR6?? with “EGOMANIA” plates, isn’t it enough that you drive a stupid bogan car, with stupid bogan plates, do you have to drive like a stupid bogan beyotch? I see this car on a regular basis, always driving like she owns the road. SILLY WOMAN!